Don’t worry, Cryptonium is just a new Cryptocurrency. Nothing to be afraid of. Or is it? From what we can gather, this coin has some big ambitions, so it might be worth reading this article so you will be prepared for it’s imminent arrival.
“More information will be available soon.” Hm, this coin is wrapped in mystery…We like it. No one knows it’s exact origin, but we only know that some of us will show allergic reactions to it, just becuase, you know….it’s Cryptonium!
“There will be giveaways.” Well smoke me a kipper! We like giveaways, don’t you? If you don’t want your Cryptonium, we’ll gladly take it! *evil snicker*
“66,000,000 Coins total”. Well that’s an … OK number I guess? Stop the mystery already, I want to see more about this coin!
We will, of course, keep you further updated on Cryptonium as it comes down through Earth’s atmosphere.
If we survive the hit, that is…